Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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