my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize