i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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