I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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