all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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