So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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