In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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