I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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