She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult