ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.