Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol