And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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