so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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