Are we in a gay sports bar?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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