it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
