I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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