Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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