i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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