He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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