There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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