I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Randomize
