Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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