I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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