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I just pynch a tree in the face
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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