Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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