I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think I died a long time ago.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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