do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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