Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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