My friends, they love my intelligence
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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