i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
this is an emotional support booty call
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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