People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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