Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize