I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
My ATM looks so different sober.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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