I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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