The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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