She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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