The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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