Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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