All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
