Walk of Shame. In a state park.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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