ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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