Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Found your dick twin last night
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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