You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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