I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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