The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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