Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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