Dual....:-)
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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