I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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