Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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