well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
