Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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