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remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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