I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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