god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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