Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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